Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Beer & the Wheel

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Date: 	Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:39:44 +0000 (UTC)
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    *The two most important events in all of history were the invention
    of beer **and the invention of the wheel.*


        Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

        Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so
        while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to
        be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how
        villages were formed.

        The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa.
        These two were the foundation of modern civilization and
        together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into
        two distinct subgroups:
        1. Liberals.
        2. Conservatives.

        Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at
        night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of
        what is known as the Conservative movement.

        Other men who were less skilled at hunting
        (called/'vegetarians'/ which was an early human word
        meaning/'bad hunter') /learned to live off the Conservatives by
        showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching,
        and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

        Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became
        known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements
        include the domestication of cats, the invention of group
        therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to
        decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

        Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the
        largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
        Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

        Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added),
        but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water.
        They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu,
        and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting
        evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher
        testosterone levels than their men.

        Most college professors, social workers, personal injury
        attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group
        therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals
        meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated
        hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

        Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still
        provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the
        military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,
        construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers,
        engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and
        generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own
        companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

        Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the
        producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals
        believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is
        why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives
        were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was
        tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

        Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted
        that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to
        this post.

        A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the
        absolute truth of this history that it will be shared
        immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more
        liberals.

        And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true
        self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right
        after I forward this message

                *A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't
                have one, you'll never need one again.*

                */RLTW / DOL/*

And then there's the heart breaking story of bread and miss guided grain
that was ment for beer. 😢
On Jul 22, 2018 7:08 AM, "Norman Wootan [email protected] [EVGRAY]" <
[email protected]> wrote:

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> Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Beer & the Wheel
> Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:39:44 +0000 (UTC)
> From: Norman Wootan <[email protected]> <[email protected]>
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> *The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
> beer **and the invention of the wheel.*
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> Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
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> Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our
> early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just
> stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
>
> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two
> were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst
> for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals.
> 2. Conservatives.
>
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night
> while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as
> the Conservative movement.
>
> Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called*'vegetarians'*  which
> was an early human word meaning*'bad hunter') *learned to live off the
> Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing,
> fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
>
> Some of these liberal men evolved  into women. Others became known as
> girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication
> of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of
> democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that
> Conservatives provided.
>
> Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
> powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the
> jackass for obvious reasons.
>
> Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most
> prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish
> but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard
> liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal
> women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
>
> Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys,
> journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community
> organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and
> invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the
> pitcher also bat.
>
> Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for
> their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters,
> rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors,
> police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots,
> and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own
> companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
>
> Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and
> decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more
> enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
> Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the
> Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for
> nothing.
>
> Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a
> liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
>
> A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth
> of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers
> and to just piss-off more liberals.
>
> And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm
> going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this
> message
>
> *A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll
> never need one again.*
>
> *RLTW / DOL*
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Apparently some advanced to liking other things to eat and drink and just the other day a little 3 year old girl at central station was lost and crying and a policeman said he would find her mother for her.  He asked her what's mummy like, and she replied, big cocks and vodka.

    On Sunday, 22 July 2018, 10:08:28 pm AEST, Norman Wootan [email protected] [EVGRAY] <[email protected]> wrote:  
 
     
 


 
 
 
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| Subject:  | Fw: Fwd: Fw: Beer & the Wheel |
| Date:  | Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:39:44 +0000 (UTC) |
| From:  | Norman Wootan <[email protected]> |
| Reply-To:  | [email protected] <[email protected]> |
| To:  | Norman Wootan <[email protected]> |

 
 
 
 
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The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. 
     
       

 Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
 
 Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while  our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be  invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were  formed.
 
 The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These  two were the foundation of modern civilization and together  were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct  subgroups:
 1. Liberals.
 2. Conservatives.
 
 Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ  at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of  what is known as the Conservative movement.
 
 Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called'vegetarians'  which was an early human word meaning'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the  nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing.  This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
 
Some of these liberal men evolved  into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some  noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of  democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
 
 Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest,  most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are  symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
 
 Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but  most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water.  They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French  food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting  evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone  levels than their men.
 
 Most college professors, social workers, personal  injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group  therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals  meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
 
 Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their  women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game  hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen,  medical doctors, police officers, engineers,  corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally  anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
 
 Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and  decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe  Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why  most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives  were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a  business of trying to get more for nothing.
 
 Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a  liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to  this post.
 
 A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the  absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.
 
 And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm  going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I  forward this message
       
     
 
      
         
A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll  never need one again.
     
RLTW / DOL