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And then there's the heart breaking story of bread and miss guided grain
that was ment for beer. 😢
On Jul 22, 2018 7:08 AM, "Norman Wootan [email protected] [EVGRAY]" <
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> Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:39:44 +0000 (UTC)
> From: Norman Wootan <[email protected]> <[email protected]>
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> *From:* "Pre mbold" <[email protected]> <[email protected]>
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> *Sent:* Sat, Jul 21, 2018 at 8:06 PM
> *Subject:* Fwd: Fw: Beer & the Wheel
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> *The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
> beer **and the invention of the wheel.*
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> Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
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> Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our
> early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just
> stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
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> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two
> were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst
> for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals.
> 2. Conservatives.
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> Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night
> while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as
> the Conservative movement.
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> Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called*'vegetarians'* which
> was an early human word meaning*'bad hunter') *learned to live off the
> Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing,
> fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
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> Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as
> girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication
> of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of
> democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that
> Conservatives provided.
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> Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
> powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the
> jackass for obvious reasons.
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> Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most
> prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish
> but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard
> liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal
> women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
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> Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys,
> journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community
> organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and
> invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the
> pitcher also bat.
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> Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for
> their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters,
> rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors,
> police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots,
> and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own
> companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
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> Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and
> decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more
> enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
> Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the
> Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for
> nothing.
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> Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a
> liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
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> A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth
> of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers
> and to just piss-off more liberals.
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> And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm
> going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this
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> *A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll
> never need one again.*
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> *RLTW / DOL*
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