Humor for those with 6 senses

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Cave, a man from outside the Blox, walked into the local sand bar and ordered a coconut juice. Hey guess what fellow Kronmagnums, I saw fire today. It looked like it came from heaven. I think we should all go investigate.
 Now why would we wanna do that, asked Neo Thandral? Are you nuts, Fire doesn’t come from Heaven said Pilt a neighbour from Downs. Homo from down the road near Sap Ins, said you’ll just get burnt and fire will destroy all that it touches. You cant understand it much less control it. 
 Cave protested and said, if we don’t how are we going to get to the moon? 
 You are nuts Cave” Said Trog Ledite. Heaven doesn’t provide fire tech. And if man was meant to go to the moon he would have wings. I heard that Dumbob has two sticks to make a roto burner, and its much safer. Have you assembled one yet? We can chop down all the Samsung trees and dig up all the petrified sea microbes and have lots of rotoburners and besides, this studying of Natural Fire can stop one’s heart with just milli amounts applied to the skin. Look, you gotta think rationally, Fire Tech doesn’t come from heaven, it comes from us guys sharing sticks in a caring way. 
  
 Cave downs his coconut juice and leaves em to it for another 18 years. Mumbles, to himself, ‘words… you’d a thunked it was sticks and stones…. Something they are used to it seems.’
 What can you expect when the doormans pic of his nude G/f was a cow!!